"I've Got Two Legs" from "Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl" and "Live 
at City Center 1974"                                       
 
                Oh, I got two legs from my waist to the ground, and
                When I move 'em they walk around, and
                When I lift 'em they climb the stairs, and
                When I shave 'em they ain't got hairs!
 
                              >bang!<
 
                                urx