"I'm the Urban Spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I've got speed,
I've got everything I need.

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I can fly,
I'm a supersonic guy.

I don't need pleasure, I don't feel pain,
If you were to knock me down, I'd just get up again.

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, I'm making out,
I'm all about.

I wake up every morning with a smile upon my face,
My natural exhuberance spills out all over the place.

I'm the Urban Spaceman, I'm intelligent and clean,
Know what I mean?

I'm the Urban Spaceman, as a lover second to none,
It's alot of fun.

I never let my friends down, I never made a boob,
I'm a glossy magazine, an advert in the tube.

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby, here comes the twist,
I don't exist.